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Teets in the Syst T-Shirt
$35.00

Created for Justin's signature cocktail and catch phrase "Teets in the syst" refers to "Tito's in the System". Get unhinged in this light weight t-shirt by Comfort colors. Perfect for a stroll around town, a night in with the girls spilling the tea or ordering at the bar.

Product features

- Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and lived-in color

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitching supports long-lasting wear

- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and creates a clean silhouette

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Slightly Unhinged Hoodie
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Slightly Unhinged Hoodie
$45.00

This gray Slightly Unhinged hoodie is made for adults who embrace their offbeat humor and wear their mood honestly. The cozy medium heavy fabric makes it easy to reach for on chilly Portland mornings, late night errands, local coffee runs, or relaxed weekends. With a classic fit, smooth print ready cotton polyester blend, and tear away label for a comfortable feel, it brings just the right amount of chaos to everyday layers.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, cozy feel

- Classic fit with a double-lined hood and matching drawcord

- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for keeping hands warm

- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look

- Available with DTF or embroidery decoration, depending on the design placement

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Slightly Unhinged Coffee Mug Tumbler
$35.00

Perfect for sipping and spilling all the hot tea with your best Judy. Whether the tea is hot or the drinks are cold, enjoy your beverages in the Slightly Unhinged branded mug tumbler.

.: One size: 15oz (0.44 l)

.: Material: 100% stainless steel

.: Powder coated finish

.: Glossy print

.: Double-wall insulated

.: Lid included

.: Please note: Print placement may vary by ±0.5''

Tits on the Mantle T-Shirt
$35.00

Put your tits on the mantle, or at least in this shirt. Show off just how unhinged you are in this heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut tee. Perfect for a casual hangout, a laid back night out, or while lounging at home.

Product features

- 100% ring spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear

- Garment dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture

- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit

- Double needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction

- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Camouflage trucker hat
$26.00
Represent your inner country bumpkin with the official Slightly Unhinged Trucker Hat!

• 100% cotton front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel cap, low-profile
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most